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atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

poppypicklesticks:

anchorsandmoons:

i just want to play it so so badly. someone make it real

pls 

poppypicklesticks:

monolitmeadow:

uselesspoliticalstatement:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

askdinkamena:

bent-duck:

cooljaku:

aobatoppingnoiz:

fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs

This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept

this is unholy and unnatural and shouldn’t be allowed to exist

There is no way Patrick would have the requisite hygiene to look like that.

SQUIDWARD

How can someone that good looking be so bad at Clarinet?

Sponge bob tho

how can someone so good looking be so bad at acting?

yet Orlando Bloom 

poppypicklesticks:

sixpenceee:

hornetpresident:

sixpenceee:

I don’t even live in Japan but I’m a little freaked out right now.

I didn’t compile this list, I got it from here

Here’s the Tomino’s Hell poem for those of you brave enough to read it out loud.

Also the original Cow’s Head story, which supposedly makes you die from fright is said to have no known copies around. 

Teke teke will sometimes be sitting in a window, but once she catches you staring, she will jump out and chase you. Run as fast as you can.

Kuchisake Onna is a dead-end if you keep saying yes. When she asks you if she is pretty, you can say “You’re average,” “You’re so-so,” or “Am I pretty?” And escape when she is confused.

Teke teke makes my heart race. I dunno, just imagine it slowly crawling towards you in the middle of the night. Yikes. 

yeah kuchisake onna my homegirl 

candycoats:

Left 4 Propane 2

thiefofstars:

a morello and a nickyyyyy

poppypicklesticks:

fuck-no-sjws:

poppypicklesticks:

rocketshiptospace:

its so gorgeous

please tell me its a real snake 

Also its two different snakes

I don’t give a shit about the top one

menschy:

kojima confirmed for smoking some mad kush

poppypicklesticks:

the perfect gift for that special feminist in your life

is that….

it took me a long time to work out what was going on

so they take a photo of your snatch

and turn it into a kayak 

what an age we live in 

conixx:

selfie

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